Buddah Belly

I've always had one and the ability to fill it up with air and appear 6 months pregnant. But now it's for real and doesn't go back down. I've actually noticed that inner folds of my belly button that have never seen the light of day are now so stretched that they are coming to the surface. I think I may have an outie before all this is done.






Donut? Eye of a Hurricane? Buddah Belly? Can you pick which is which?